All My Internet Meme Names. For Your Amusement

Ellen Kushner's done the hard work, gathering all of the memes into a single post. I'm just glomming on to her inventiveness. But, because I am a bit paranoid, I'm not fully following all the rules - that gives away too much information.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
Rosalie Marshall

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Emmanuel Harry

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Ch'Lita

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Argent Owl

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
Joyce Huntington

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
The Golden Kir

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Li'yl

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Heath Bar Crunch Tollhouse

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Lacking Commack

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Taffy Maytime